On St. Patrick's Day, a Catholic joke with a point:
Married guy goes to a priest to confess his sins, which, he explains, involved three-way sex with two of his office-mates.
Confused because he doesn't recognize the sinner's voice, the priest asks, "Sir, are you Catholic?"
Guy says no.
"Then why are you telling me this?"
"Father, I'm telling everybody!"
A CNN producer called this afternoon to invite me onto Nancy Grace's show to talk about this Drew Peterson story I'm doing for Chicago Magazine.
Not wanting to scoop myself, and loathing Nancy Grace for the fear-mongering opportunist she is, I turned the producer down with barely a moment's hesitation.
Why am I telling you this?
Well, you know ....
Comments (7)
I called this!
Posted by Ron Shewchuk | March 17, 2008 6:22 PM
Posted on March 17, 2008 18:22
Ego te absolvo.
Posted by Jane Greer | March 17, 2008 6:26 PM
Posted on March 17, 2008 18:26
Ron, when did you call it? Was I drunk?
Jane, pax vobiscum.
Posted by David Murray | March 17, 2008 8:14 PM
Posted on March 17, 2008 20:14
After you did your first My Ragan TV spot, I predicted that it wouldn't be long before you would become a commentator on CNN. I'm sure I posted it somewhere. In any case, I called it.
David and Jane: audio, video, disco.
Posted by Ron Shewchuk | March 18, 2008 2:12 AM
Posted on March 18, 2008 02:12
Ron: Non carborundum illegitimi.
Posted by Jane Greer | March 18, 2008 8:45 AM
Posted on March 18, 2008 08:45
Vomitaceous maximus ad infinitum, ad hoc and ad nauseam.
Posted by Will Daniel | March 18, 2008 9:00 AM
Posted on March 18, 2008 09:00
Yabba dabba do!
Posted by Eileen | March 18, 2008 11:18 AM
Posted on March 18, 2008 11:18