Guess whose bare bottom that is!

Interesting news comes out of England today. It seems that, according to the London Sun, security cameras at British Petroleum headquarters in London have been catching increasing numbers of employees having sex in the workplace.

We always knew those Brits were a quietly randy bunch, like the Canadians, but we had no idea this sort of thing was going on over there! Good for them!

It seems the cameras have caught people in meeting rooms, behind file cabinets . . . and in the bathroom.

But no, in case you're wondering, they do not have cameras in the toilet. Here's how a BP spokesperson explained it:

'When a male and a female enter the ladies' loos and then come out again 15 minutes later looking rather flushed in the face, it can be quite easy to guess what's been going on.'

Yes, quite.

This gives me an idea for your employee publication. You know how some ding-dong editors run pictures of executives, when they were babies, with the headline, 'Guess who this is?' And the employees are supposed to figure out which executive is which baby?

Well, that's real boring.

BP editors should run pictures of the copulating couples, with the faces blurred out, and the caption: 'File this: Guess who we caught behind the file cabinet?'

Tell me that wouldn't bring some readers in.