I'm on lunch at day one of the Master Class seminar in Vancouver . . . another great group, and more weird stories of life in corporate America/Canada.
One story from the Chicago seminar last week that I wanted to share, in the "You think YOU have it rough" category.
We were talking about doing informal focus groups with employees, when one woman said that would be impossible to do at her company.
Why? I asked.
"I have a large union that dominates much of my workforce," she said. "And the head of that union is a real jerk. Whenever I invite any of the employees from that union in for a focus group or meeting, he comes with them, uninvited, and tells them not to answer any of my questions."
Ouch, I said. That is rough. But she wasn't done yet.
"To make matters worse, this guy is a witch, and a druid. And because of his religious beliefs, he is allowed to say the most inappropriate things to other employees . . . such as what he does to himself in order to get in touch with his male essence."
She then when on to explain that "get in touch with his male essence" = "masturbation."
So . . . all you bright and intelligent communicators who read this blog . . . here is your challenge: What to do about THIS person?
A union president who won't let his employees talk to the communicator . . . and who also happens to be a witch, and a druid, and who is constantly getting his male essence all over the place---and telling female employees about it, too.
And you thought you had it bad.
Comments (11)
What to do about it?? Hell, where do I sign up?
- Neruda
Posted by S Neruda | October 17, 2005 3:11 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 15:11
having dealt with a union shop myself for 3 years as a non union manager, here's what you do...
a) become an expert on the union contract. use their rules against them. i would be willing to bet that he can't attend uninvited. the union steward will always attend, but attendance by the druid is likely not allowed.
b) if the druid insists upon attending, find a way to schedule these meetings when he has a more important mgmt v. union fuction to attend. he will not blow off a mgmt mtg to attend a communication session.
c) find his most feared enemy and invite that person into the meeting. no doubt, there is someone either in the union or in management that he fears. use his fear to your advantage.
d) turn his "people" against him. without a doubt, his comments offend his union members. once he starts up with the getting in touch theme, begin asking others in the meeting how his comments make them feel. use their levels of disgust against him.
e) make certain you have your management in the loop on this issue. the druid will complain to them once you begin turning the tables on him. make certain they have your back.
f) even as the union prez, he likely has a "job" within the company. likely, he needs permission to attend these sessions. if he does not have permission, he could be cited as not at his job and could eventually be sanctioned if this is a chronic issue.
so, if you really want to go toe to toe with the druid, it will be a long battle. depending upon the union workforce, it may or may not be worth it. if they want better communication and he is stifling them, go for it. if they play along with his stupid games in these meetings, don't waste your time.
good luck....
Posted by jbr | October 17, 2005 3:23 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 15:23
Union or not, druid or not, essence toucher or not, this guy has to abide by the same rules every other employee must abide by. I would expect that includes not making other employees uncomfortable with his language, actions, etc. In other words, no harassment. Jerk-offs like this guy (pun intended) only behave this way when they get away with it.
Posted by Robert J Holland, ABC | October 17, 2005 3:36 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 15:36
"And because of his religious beliefs, he is allowed to say the most inappropriate things to other employees..."
Huh? Maybe I'm not up on the latest Respectful Workplace training, but since when do your religious beliefs give you carte blanche to say whatever you want, regardless of how offensive it may be?
Posted by Jim Harris | October 17, 2005 4:40 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 16:40
Neruda---you could call the company "Spanky and Our Gang." Not often that someone trumps a Crecenzo story, but that one did it for me. Succinctly too =)
Posted by laurel | October 17, 2005 4:43 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 16:43
Sorry about the misspelling, Steve; I certainly know better. Give me three lashes with a soggy olive from your last martini.
Posted by Laurel | October 17, 2005 4:46 PM
Posted on October 17, 2005 16:46
"Spanky and Our Gang!" Good one, Laurel. Are you ghostwriting for Mr. C?
Posted by Robert J Holland, ABC | October 18, 2005 9:34 AM
Posted on October 18, 2005 09:34
Bizarre!
OK...I'm not an expert on harassment, but I don't think that even someone's religious beliefs make it OK for them to talk about anything sexual at work. If this were my problem, I'd have to check with Legal and Human Resources, but I don't think that Jerk's religion is an excuse to be inappropriate or permission to break the law.
Is it possible to go over Jerk's head within the union and explain that the union members are being invited to the focus group so that their opinions may be included and considered. By Jerk not allowing them to talk, he's not really protecting them so much as limiting their voices. I would think that the union folks (in particular) would want to be heard.
What a nightmare!
Posted by Kirsten | October 18, 2005 11:19 AM
Posted on October 18, 2005 11:19
I think you should just get your own witch to cast a spell/voodoo on him. If he's really a druid, bring some mistletoe as that's where the Druids used to get their power.
I am officially converting though to Druidism. Do you get issued a robe or have to buy your own?
Posted by Timmy | October 18, 2005 1:32 PM
Posted on October 18, 2005 13:32
I'm thinking this guy's Druid robe is a bathrobe.
Posted by Robert J Holland, ABC | October 18, 2005 3:26 PM
Posted on October 18, 2005 15:26
I am also confused about how religious beliefs and masturbation go hand in hand, pun intended.
My husband is a union man, and I know that they have strict guidelines about what they can and cannot do in the workplace and on the jobsite. Knowing this, it is one of the most inappropriate offices I have ever seen.
I guess I'm wanting more details, what does she mean "head of the union" - I would be curious to know his specific title, is he the BA? With more information, I could ask my husband what, if anything can possibly be done. Is it the electricians union, because they're all crazy!
Posted by Rebecca | October 18, 2005 4:25 PM
Posted on October 18, 2005 16:25