How will the U.S. pay for the roughly $800 billion stimulus package? Start inventing genius Web 2.0 platforms, like Twitter, and then sell them at their most inflated price.
Why is this even possible? Venture capitalists recently valued Twitter at $230 million, even though it doesn’t have any revenues, blog site Gawker reports.
So there you go: Federal government invents, like, 40 versions of Twitter and then sells them. Stimulus funded. Recession solved. Everyone return to your conspicuous consumption.
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