Don't go changing, Leon Lott.
Sheriff Lott, the over zealous lawman in South Carolina, who threatened to arrest Michael Phelps for smoking pot, recently gave a speech to his local Rotary Club about the Phelps incident.
I'm not sure this guy isn't smoking something. The speech is funny, until he gets serious—or tries to get serious—to deliver a message about the dangers of drug use while wearing a ridiculous curly-blond wig. Then, because he ignores this weird contradiction, the speech gets extra funny.