On Monday afternoon, a part of the male body that sounds like pianist was among the top 10 trending words on Twitter.

Why? Mainly because of chatter about a Web site that lets you measure your e-privates. That’s right; it’s come to this—posturing over the size of our virtual privates.

Of course, that’s all fun and games until a stuffy manager decides to check out this Twitter thing. He or she starts poking around and next thing you know finds this page.

Coincidence that AIG is on the same trend list?