Did you hear the shocking news?
No, no, it’s not the escalation of the war in Afghanistan.
Nope, not the White House party crashers. Try again.
Tiger? Oh please, that was so Tuesday.
Are you sitting down? It’s Marilyn Monroe. She used drugs—and someone caught it on tape!
Old footage of the long-dead Hollywood star has emerged and the owner of the footage claims it shows Monroe smoking marijuana. Will the reputation of Monroe, who died of a drug overdose in 1962, ever survive this shocking revelation?
What would you do if you were Monroe’s PR rep? Or the PR pros for her (also deceased) ex-husbands, Joe DiMaggio and Arthur Miller. What will the Kennedy clan have to say about all this?
Tiger Woods must be thanking his lucky stars, since this shocking revelation will no doubt dominate the news cycle.
Here’s the footage:
(Wait a sec. Does anyone else think that looks like a plain old cigarette?)